In another case of teen stupidity that comes out of Brevard County Florida, a teen is facing expulsion after posting a highly inappropriate “Status Update” on his Facebook page. The teen, a student at Edgewood Senior High School, made threats against his English teacher, Kathy Bowen, in her impending return to the school. Bowen had been on medical leave for an unspecified time period.

According to students at the school, the teen who posted the update is known to be a class clown type. As you might imagine, students are rallying behind him. However, most of us will agree in saying that this prank went a bit too far. Although there has been no official word from the district as to what specific action will be taken against the student, we do know he is currently suspended.

The student was served formal notice of the suspension via Facebook, where it appears that a staff member from the school saw the update and informed him that he shouldn’t bother coming back to school. The official then informed the student that an expulsion letter would be mailed to his house.

Below you will find a transcript of the update posted on Facebook and the accompanying commentary from the student’s Facebook friends.

The Status Update That Got a Student Expelled from School:

I FU$KING HATE SCHOOL AT THAT STUPID BITCH OF A PRINCIPAL. I swear tomorrow im going to slit that fu$king bitch’s throat and laugh while she spews blood. Then I’m going to tie up all the teachers and pour gasoline on them and let them burn in fu$king hell. fu$k you school.

Katrina (school official): Did you know your principal can read this? This is a horrific level of disrespect to our faculty. Death threats are not a joke. Do not even bother coming to school tomorrow. I will be mailing an expulsion letter to your house. You may go to the unified school district office to enroll yourself in another school. The last thing we want to have our students act in your behavior.

Justin: LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL OWNED

Marcus: Oh shat you added the principal?

Abraham: oh my god…

Alex: ok, seriously wtf did you just do david

Marlene: PRINCIPAL OWNAGEEE! no really though seriously? you’re getting expelled or is the principal just joking?

It’s unheard of that we go a month or less without reporting on a story that somehow revolves around a high school sex scandal. This time, the story orginiates from New Hampshire, where a high school teacher has been placed on administrative leave after exposing her naked body to a student via a cellphone message. You’d expect something more from a 41 year old teacher who has probably been in the field for at least a decade. As you might guess, the 15 year old student who was on the receiving end of these photos sent them to his friends for entertainment. School administrators eventually got wind of the photos from the police and Melinda Dennehy was subsequently dimissed from the school.

While incidents of this nature tend to unravel quickly, it took police at least 2 months to notify the school of the exchange. Word travels fast in high school, so it is surprising that administrators didn’t pick up on the Melinda Dennehy naked photos sooner. That is unless, there was another factor involved. The extent of the relationship between the teacher and the boy extends beyond cellphone chatter and picture exchanges. According to CBS News, the boy told police that the two had physical contact. The boy stated that they had kissed on two seperate occasions. However, more often than not, much more than kissing goes on.

A unique attribute to this case is that Melinda Dennehy actually turned herself in to investigators. Perhaps the court will look on the case more favorably because of her voluntary surrender, and the fact that she already has two kids at home may work in her favor. It’s hard to imagine how she will go about explaining herself to them.

Sidwell Friends School Washington DC is divided into sub-campuses, if you will. The main Sidwell Friends School Washington DC has a middle school building, arts building, administration building, underground parking structure for staff members and students who drive, and many other amenities which other schools lack. One could only imagine how big Sidwell Friends School Washington DC is, as it is able to accommodate students in this wide spectrum of grade levels.

President-elect Barack Obama recently chose Sidwell Friends School Washington DC as the new school for his daughters. When Barack Obama moves into the white house, his daughters will begin attending Sidwell Friends School Washington DC. Chelsea Clinton, daughter of Hillary Clinton, was said to once attend Sidwell Friends School Washington DC. Other schools were being considered, however, all involved parties agree that Sidwell Friends School Washington DC was the best choice for the girls.

A spokeswoman for the school said that it is readily able to accommodate the girl’s needs, in terms of security. Being the daughter of a president likely carries a good amount of danger. Joe Biden’s grandchildren already attend Sidwell Friends School Washington DC. They are believed to have become good friends with Barack Obama’s children.

We can only hope that the Obama children don’t have trouble adjusting to the atmosphere and change of pace at Sidwell Friends School Washington DC. We will be monitoring the transition and bringing updates as more information becomes available.